Start your year with a bang (and a few choice words)! Our 2026 Swear Word Calendar is packed with 12 months of loud, neon-coloured chaos, featuring bold affirmations, cheeky motivation, and just the right amount of profanity to get you through each WTF week.
Perfect for your desk, kitchen wall, or as a hilarious gift for your sweary bestie — this isn’t your nan’s calendar (unless your nan swears like a sailor... in which case, she’ll love it).
✔️ Eye-catching neon designs ✔️ Funny, relatable quotes to power you through 2026 ✔️ Ideal for mental health, burnout laughs, or just keeping track of your chaos ✔️ A gift for people who are done with boring calendars
🖕 Real talk. Real swears. Real life. Add some f*cking joy to your wall this year.
