But did you die? Embroidered Keyring

BUT DID YOU DIE? Embroidered Keyring – Drama-Free, Red-Stitched Reality Check

Black fabric, red embroidery, and zero sympathy. This keychain is for the survivors, the thrill-seekers, and anyone who’s lived to tell the tale (with a smirk). Lightweight, durable, and ready to clip onto your chaos.

🔹 Premium stitched design 🔹 Metal keyring included 🔹 Limited drop – for those who bounce back louder

Perfect for daily drama deflection and unapologetic comebacks